I’ve been playing slots for a long time, too long, and it’s largely because of that I’m as poor as a Church Mouse and as fat a house.
I’m so poor, and so fat, that it really gets me down sometimes and I start to feel sorry for myself. We’ve all been there, you know how it feels.
Once in a while something happens which makes me feel ashamed of my self pity and just makes me glad to be almost alive (OK actually what I usually think is “ha ha thank f*ck I’m not that poor bastard” but you know what I mean).
Game: Racing for Pinks Released on : Nov 6th 2013 Microgaming online casinos
Fun, funky and colourful graphics set the theme for the slot, showcasing pimped out cars, gigantic turbo charged engines and a selection of guys and gals with a need for speed and a compulsion to compete.
Features: American style Video Slot with a 5×3 Reel, 243 Way Video Slot, with Scatter and Wild features. Free Spin Scatters on Reel 1 and 5 awards up to 30 Free Spins at up to a 5x multiplier. From Base Game and Free Spins, Bonus Scatters landing on Reels 1 and 5 triggers the Bonus Race with the chance of winning up to 175x bet.
Also on Microgaming Mobile: Full review and features as well as tips and bonuses post release.
Throughout November Redbet is giving new players the chance to try their favourite slots for free, and keep the winnings! They’re giving you 50 free spins – 10 on each of the following slots:
Getting your free spins couldn’t be easier, simply 1. Register an account 2. Go to Casino Red 3. Play your free spins! Join now!Still not convinced? You should be because you’ll get another 25 freespins as soon as you deposit 20 euros or more, and up to 200 in bonus money!
Terms and Conditions Only one use of this promotion is allowed per person, account, address, computer and IP address. Winnings from no deposit welcome free spins limited to 100 euros per player. All winnings must be wagered 40x before they can be withdrawn as cash. 50 free spins limited to Sweden, Norway, Finland. 25 free spins limited to UK, Ireland, Germany, Poland, Russia and Netherlands. Unfortunately players from New Zealand and Australia are not allowed to play the South Park slot due to regulations. They will receive 5 free spins on each of the other 4 slots. Offer available from November 1st 00:01 am until November 30th 23:59
The slot features Swapping Wilds, an Ike Wild, Sticky Wilds and a Super beefcake Cartman wild!
Standard Wild symbols substitute for all symbols except for Bonus symbols, and pay the highest winning combination on a bet line. They are present in the main game and in the Kyle bonus game.
The Ike Wild.
A big win feature in the Kyle bonus game. When the Ike Wild appears on reel 5, Kyle kicks Ike, who awards either: 3 additional Free Spins, a coin win or a multiplier up to 10 times!
The Cartman Beefcake Wild
The Beefcake Wild appears in the Cartman feature and can cover the whole of reels 2,3 and 4 for enormous wins!
Sticky Wilds in Stan Bonus Spins create extra free Bonus Spins.
In the Terrance and Phillip game, 3 Wild symbols will appear randomly on reels 2,3 and 4.
In the Mr. Hankey feature, 3 Wild symbols are initially placed randomly on reels 1, 3 and 5, there is also the chance of getting another 2 wild in this feature. If you do it’s party time!
The bonus games in South Park the slot
There are 4 main bonus games in the South Park slot, one each for kyle, Kenny, Stan and Cartman.
The best of them for me is the Kenny Bonus Game
Kenny Bonus Game
You enter the Kenny Bonus Game with 3 lives and you must keep Kenny Alive in order to win.
If you do manage to keep him alive to the end of the feature you’ll get 2500 con is, fail at any point and you’ll be rewarded depending on h;w far you have managed to take kenny.
Kyle Bonus Game
The Kyle Bonus Spins awards 10 Free Spins, with the chance for retriggering the Free Spins.
Kick the baby feature… When the Ike Wild appears, Kyle kicks Ike across the screen where he will land on one of 5 spots each of which awards a prize, including a x10 multiplier and extra cash.
Stan Bonus game
Stan Bonus Spins are great fun, whenever Stan pukes on Wendy it will create Sticky Wild symbols.
The Sticky Wilds remain on the reels for 2 spins.
Additional Sticky wilds and standard wilds can also appear leading to some potentially huge wins.
Cartman Bonus Game
Cartman is on the hunt for hippies. The more Hippies he manages to capture the more cash you make. The Police are around too though , catch two coppers and it’s game over.
This genuinely is a fantastic game.
The Payout percentages are high and it has some big win possibilities too and with the work that’s gone into it I can guarantee you’ll be playing this for a long time.
The latest in the popular Rhyming Reels series of fruit machines is Georgie Porgie.
We all know the story, fat kid makes all the girls cry by kissing them.
In fact I’ve lived it!
Now that I do really cool things like playing online fruit machines though they are all over me.
This fruit machine’s a 5 reel, 15 pay-line video slot.
Georgie Porgie bonus and free spins
Georgie is appropriately Wild – five of these symbols substituting across the reels delivering substantial pays to the player, along with a 5x bet Multiplier. In addition, during Free Spins, Wild wins are multiplied by 25x because of the 5x Free Spin multiplier.
The Fresh Mints symbol has the Scatter role, awarding Free Spins with a 5x multiplier on a sliding scale of 15, 20 or 25 depending on how many land across the reels. But the winning doesn’t end there – if the mint symbol again comes up in Free Spins, an extra spin is awarded carrying a 2x multiplier!
Dolphin’s Quest slot machine from Microgaming is online
Dolphin’s Quest goes beneath the waves with an exciting and colourful new 5 reel, 50 lines video slot.
The game includes Scatters, Stacked Wilds and Multiple Wilds and a Bonus game with guaranteed wins.
The theme is a classic undersea world reminiscent of many popular offline slots.
Down in Neptune’s kingdom the player will find all manner of finned and tentacled wonders from the lowly hermit crab and sea horses to the golden dolphins which act as Scatter and Bonus triggers…. three of these across Reels 2,3 or 4 and the Dolphin Quest Bonus triggers, sending the win counters soaring.
The game is a mid variance slot which also has some big win symbols and the bonuses can result in some massive payouts. Maximum win is 75 000.00!
Secret of the stones is am online slot from Netent.
This one is really going to find a lot of fans.
The theme is great, the game play is even better.
Find yourself in the free spins round and you’re in for a real treat.
Here’s what Net Ent have to say about it
Secret of the Stones™ creates an atmosphere of tranquility. Set in a moss covered, misty forest, players are taken back to a time when druids roamed the hills of Western Europe.
The reels are a large stone gate, ornately designed with the markings of the time.
By activating Free Spins players find themselves peering through thick fog at a tree surrounded by stones inscribed with secret Celtic messages. The mist clears and players now find themselves in a lush green garden where a caretaker stands. As players unearth bonus features from under the stones, the caretaker slams his staff in a show of congratulations. After players have unearthed the secret features, rays of sunlight shower over the garden and Free Spins begins.
As flowery as that quote is they’ve pretty well summed up the slot and the feeling of the game with it. It’s a really atmospheric and moody addition to their slots catalogue.
Free spins on Secrets of the Stones slot
Full review, plus news of where to get the best free spins and bonuses for this Net Ent lost coming soon…
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The game features a choice of Bonus modes each with their own additional goodies.
Bonus rounds in Batman Dark Knight Rises slot
The Bane and Batman fight sequence can trigger randomly and take you into the free spins bonus round. The two adversaries will battle it out and each punch will reward you with extra spins or accumulators.
If you choose the Bane bonus you’ll get the rolling reels feature (where the symbols drop in from the top and explode whenever a win is present, like Odin’s bonus in Thunderstruck 2 slot). You also get Stacked Wilds.
If you opt for Batman’s Bonus you’ll receive an additional wild symbol and Heat Seeking wilds which can split into two to give you 6-of-a-kind wins!
Symbol Scramble feature
This feature kicks in after a losing spin and shakes the screen up so that the symbols are rearranged into a win.
Given that you can hit 6-of-a-kind wins and this is a branded slot the payouts can be very high. That’s great news for most of us who like a bit of play time but also want the lure of that Big Win.
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